illumahottie:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

Go the fuck off

I had another phone therapy session through my works EAP today and they’re referring me to outside therapy because I have so much going on. But of course my insurance wont cover that. Now could you imagine if I brought up the fact I want to die almost 24/7? 🙃

space-is-out-there:

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

skwhy:

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

alladoreqi:

sageofpeace:

theblackmanonthemoon:

Me as a father 😂

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

Lmfaooooooooooo

I have to reblog this every time 😂

Me

justa-littlepup:

unboundblackboi:

thebestoftumbling:

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

I’m so emotional right now

Smartest dog ever

thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:

pandaflavouredcookies:

davvic321:

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

I am a horrible wife.